party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he thought i was a dude.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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