He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Couch. On fire.
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