Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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