i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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