We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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