Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I want her autograph on my taint
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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