Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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