Pappa wants mamma naked
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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