Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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