I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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