Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I forget how to act sober
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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