I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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