The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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