everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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