Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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