i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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