After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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