Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible