remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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