Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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