Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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