To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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