just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
