3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
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go home
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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