The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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