If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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