Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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