Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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