yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Let's paint friendship bongs
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
