summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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