At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
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My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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