Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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