Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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