Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I am one with the molecules
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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