I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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