Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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