Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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