I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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