totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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