What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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