i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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