her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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