I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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