Its about making memories worth repressing
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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