when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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