it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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