So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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