You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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