when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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