white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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