Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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