no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just had sex on a roof
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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