In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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