White coat. Heels.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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