youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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