Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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